Valentine’s Day
noun |ˈva-lən-ˌtīnz ˈdā
: the holiday where people who like (or love) each other are pressured into to buying cards, flowers, and/or candy for their sweetie.
Valentine’s Day can be challenging. It’s hard to know the perfectthing to tell that special person. Luckily, I did the work for you.
Print these cards and give them to all your Valentines. And if you really want to impress that special someone… with the card, also include flowers, chocolates, or a fresh hundred dollar bill. Nothing says “I love you baby!” like money.
This post inspired by Saturday February 14th’s ALL-NEW episode of Henry Danger: My Phony Valentinewhich premieres at 8:00 PM (7c) on Nickelodeon!
And, if you’re more of an AUDIO/VISUAL Valentine, shoot over this ULTRA romantic poem: